the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

(via strigops)

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

(via ruinedchildhood)

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

(via hi)

(Source: reblogger-ocelot, via condom)

dekutree:

dyhomme:

tyannabriann:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

kiss me in all the places 😩


Im tryna kiss the inside of ya elbows bitch

well im tryna fuck ya eyebrows off

dekutree:

dyhomme:

tyannabriann:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

kiss me in all the places 😩

Im tryna kiss the inside of ya elbows bitch

well im tryna fuck ya eyebrows off

(via condom)

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

(via condom)

(Source: king-karla, via rnicrophone)

(Source: hanasaku-shijin, via killbenedictcumberbatch)

whorville:


It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.
Marina Abramović, Rest Energy


It’s a metaphor

whorville:

It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.

Marina Abramović, Rest Energy

It’s a metaphor

(Source: deletethefeeling, via condom)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via amoying)

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